Realisation the morning after that I was passionately endorsing the quantum suicide immortality theory to colleagues http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_suicide_and_immortality

I love my wife. She thinks "50 shades of grey" is disturbing and creepy but she can't stop reading "World War Zombie". My kinda girl.

Booked tickets for my wife & I to see 2 of our favourite comedians on 2 seperate nights both called Davies - Greg & Alan. Odd Coincidence!

Son1 is rather excited about this one (so am I) http://ping.fm/cr0jn

Oh Lana Del Ray stop being to passive aggressive and let the man finish his video game.

Back from a lovely sunny family break in the south of France, to a stark winter in England it would seem.

Windy but sunny here today, kids having a great time.

Up at A&E with son3 who is did an excellent job of scaring the s**t out of us earlier. He is 100% fine of course.

I do love somegreybloke http://ping.fm/Diee1

It seems playing "left 4 dead" was good training. Loading up the shotgun. http://ping.fm/329G0

Root canal tomorrow, joy. At least I won't feel it. A friend of mine had it done without the injection!!!! Now that's brave.

This heat saps my energy. Come on brain, WAKE UP!

MY RASPBERRY PI HAS BEEN SHIPPED!!!! Happy Geek.

As a big fan of valve and a collector of toy guns (yep weird). I just couldn't let this one pass. Just ordered it. http://bit.ly/KpxPTF

When I was a child.. I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things. He probably didn't see http://bit.ly/JxbTIx

Misery. Toothache.

Late night booking a short break. Now i'm up early and too tired. Heading to Amsterdam for a couple if days.

Spent a very pleasant evening in Brighton with some fine Gentlemen friends.

Spent yesterday evening making s'mores on a campfire with the pack. Great fun. Only minor smoke damage to lads.

Just saw that BASF advert again, must remember to pick up some "chemicals" when I'm down the shops. What is the point seriously?

CCTV has it's uses. Delivery truck I was expecting pulls up, driver sits in cab for 2 mins then drives away. Didn't even bother knocking.

You know you have a problem when the landlord of your local buys you a drink for being a good customer

It transpires that being able to play the ukelele is an excellent skill to have when you are a scout leader, how serendipitous.

Gone a bit iMac mad. Picked up another 20" one today. Intel this time. Bargain. Son1 loves it.

Only in England can you have 2 weeks of rain leading to swollen rivers and flood warnings combined with a hosepipe ban due to the "drought"

Scout training this evening. Apparently I have to go in full uniform! Hope I am not the ONLY person to spot this in the joining instructions

Got son2 an iMac G3, not fast enough. Got him a cute G4, still not quite there. Picking up a high spec 20" iMac G5 tonight, 3rd time lucky?

Backstage at the boiler room waiting to go on with my fellow ukuleleists and Me B

FINALLY being a parent has paid off. My eldest has just come home from school and handed me my invite to his friend's Laser Quest Party.

BLOODY HELL! I'M PLAYING AT THE GUILDFORD BOILER ROOM TONIGHT AND I HAVEN'T PRACTICED AT ALL!

Up early ironing my uniform for the parade later. First time in church for long while, hope I don't spontaneously combust on the threshold.

I have the impression, based on my wife's reaction, that the phrase "Women love a man in uniform" does not apply to Scout leaders.

It's a good job I find the pitter-patter of rain relaxing as it is all I can hear in my new loft office.

Went to IKEA, will I ever learn...

Carpet men are here installing the carpet in my loft. I have been looking forward to this day for 4 months. Sad really.

Sitting here arguing with Siri is probably not healthy. Think I will wait for the update. Basically we are officially not on speaking terms.

I saw this and it made me laugh http://ping.fm/LILlM

Sofa arrived, it looked blue in the shop, but it's blacker than the underside of a crow's wing on a dark night after falling in a coal mine.

Conversation with my wife in sofa shop. "Oh dear, look at THAT sofa". "I really like it", she says. "OK, sod it, let's get it", I reply.

Conversation with my wife in carpet shop. "Oh dear, look at THAT carpet". "I really like it", she says. "OK, sod it, let's get it", I reply.

All this talk about chocolate eggs. People should remember the true meaning of Easter. That poor bunny died for our sins!

Had a lovely week staying in a little cottage in Portscatho, Cornwall. Visited loads of places and caught up with my family.

Went to fill up my car last night and was faced with a 20 minute queue. Seems people are getting worried about the fuel strikes early.

Wow what a great sunny day. Got some stuff done in the garden. Family over for a BBQ. Fighting with 5 boys on the trampoline, so much fun.

Surprisingly chipper considering I had a bit of a mad night out. The youth of today can keep their clubs, I'll start frequenting wine bars.

I am sure I am supposed to be doing something today. Where the heck is my wife with my breakfast?

If you watched the Kony 2012 thing then you probably should watch this. http://j.mp/FOXEMb Charlie Brooker is my hero, tells it how it is.

I am not ashamed to admit that I am in love with my R.A.T. mouse. It is like something from the not too distant future + it worries my kids.

The world is getting excited about iPad HDs. I, however, have just spent way too much on a mouse, same level of excitement.

Mass Effect 3 coop session with the ORC crew this weekend. Looking forward to it. About to spend WAY to much on a mouse. http://j.mp/ztU2xr